The Corn Dog Fairy

Jul 27

bellyhunks2:

bro let me check out your freshman 15

I enjoy it when a guy plays with my belly. :D

bellyhunks2:

bro let me check out your freshman 15

I enjoy it when a guy plays with my belly. :D

(Source: chubby-belly-gifs)

calicub1980:

A bear in his habitat :)

Argh i need to go skinny dipping this year.

calicub1980:

A bear in his habitat :)

Argh i need to go skinny dipping this year.

(via arcticferedir)

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda, via alchemybynight)

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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(via faggitvekubby)

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notebelow:

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

This pretty much sums up what happens when someone asks me a question on a conference call

notebelow:

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

This pretty much sums up what happens when someone asks me a question on a conference call

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Jul 25

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Jul 24

overmydadbody:

OverMyDadBody.tumblr.com

overmydadbody:

OverMyDadBody.tumblr.com

(Source: bearsforme)